All Daves are created equal, except me!
So I'm going to have to work to 70 before I can retire now am I? And why? Because I went to university, that's why. Well forgive me for going and learning to do something useful for our society rather than being some fucking dosser sitting around doing fuck-all and wanking over Hollyoaks every day! Obviously I deserve some sort of punishment, it's not like I'm contributing anything! Jesus!
Apparently university graduates have a longer life-span on average so should work later. Right, and do you know why we live longer? Because we've really made an effort to gain decent qualifications, get good jobs, and afford to have a good quality of life. And for that we're shit on at every turn; huge debts, loathing reputation as layabouts by non-graduates (i.e. people who didn't bother to go to school before 15 and dropped out afterwards, fucking hippocrites), and now this!
It's all part of the never-ending drive towards mediocrity. Forcing decent, able people down to the level of the dregs so goody-goody liberals can claim to be helping the 'common man'. Fuck that! Who the hell is the 'common man' anyway? These spoilt brats, who most of these bleeding hearts are, have never met the people they're trying to 'help', they can't even define who they are. They're just doing it so they can tell their prissy friends how great they are. They'll usually refer to them as "those people", did you ever hear a more arrogant turn of phrase in your entire life? C**ts.
And it's the same at school level. The obsession with so-called equality and the belief that all kids have the same potential. I'm sorry but they don't and by saying so you fuck up everyone; the best feel undervalued and end up under-achieving, and the worst get unattainable hopes and become disillusioned when they fail. Everyone gets screwed in the name of egalitarianism.
Hopefully I'm demonstrating my firmly and angrily held belief that equality only works one way, George Orwell got that one right (For anyone whose best literary experience is English lit GCSE, that was an Animal Farm reference. And that is a title of a G. Orwell novel for those who did foundation English lit. A novel is a fictional book for those who dropped out of school, and will now be able to retire before me. Grrr! And fictional means, oh fuck it, I'm sick of this).
Here's another example; hands up those who heard the story about the policeman who has just been cleared of dangerous driving (and not even had a speeding ticket) after being caught doing 159mph on a motorway in Shropshire, 130 in a 60 zone, and 64 in a 30 (i.e. urban, where people live!) zone. What the hell is that about?!? Apparently he was "testing the new car, seeing what it could do". Piss off. Could I get away with 'testing' what my car will do? No, if I did that I'd be slapped in irons and thrown into a deep, dark hole on the Isle of Wight, and damn right too. Completely bloody irresponsible. Yet I'm the one with the sky-high insurance premium! Or at least will be come 16th July renewal date. Arse!
Isn't it amazing, this wonderfully equal society. Apparently it's because I'm inexperienced. Fair enough, I am, but why exactly can't my ability also be taken into account? In the 10 months I've had my car, one clipped wing mirror, and that wasn't even my fault, I was stationary and bloody white-van-man hit me. Inexperience is no excuse for charging me more. Should people inexperienced at using the rail system pay more for tickets? No! Should kids learning to read be charged more for books? Stupid idea. Just because virgins are inexperienced at sex, should they be charged more for condoms? Of course fucking not (excuse the pun). The excuse is that it's based on risk. Well how the hell can it be when no-one has assessed how good I am at driving, and hence my risk of accident? Someone who has just scraped through their 8th test is blatantly a worse driver than me, or they'd have passed second time. Is that considered? Of course not, same premium. If it is based on risk, I am, therefore, paying for the privilge of driving in a more risky manner than a worse driver of equal experience, and hence should be allowed to do 120 up the motorway and get away with it. My insurance company should pay the fine and go to prison for me, that's the risk, that's what I pay them for. It should be twats who don't indicate, tossers who don't stop at zebra crossings, people who sit in the middle lane doing 60 when it's clear, and taxis, these people should be paying more, they cause the accidents. How about people who use chicane traffic calming measures as an excuse to have a little fun and see how quick they can get through? Oh no, wait a minute, that would be me.
The sad truth is that equality never works for the young male in our society. Every other social group gets positive discrimination in some aspect of their life. But young men, nope. We're drunks, petty criminals, unemployed spongers, irresponsible drivers, football hooligans. You couldn't group anyone else like that on the basis of a minority; imagine the fallout if you said all black people were muggers, or all women were sluts who got their job on the basis of thigh visibility. Personally I think it shows us to be the most mature members of society that we just sit back, let people say what they want and get on with life. No bitching (except this!).
Right, I've made myself really cross now, I'm going to go and ram a copper, see if I can flip him. And let my insurance company pick up the bill and criminal record. Extortionist bastards.
Apparently university graduates have a longer life-span on average so should work later. Right, and do you know why we live longer? Because we've really made an effort to gain decent qualifications, get good jobs, and afford to have a good quality of life. And for that we're shit on at every turn; huge debts, loathing reputation as layabouts by non-graduates (i.e. people who didn't bother to go to school before 15 and dropped out afterwards, fucking hippocrites), and now this!
It's all part of the never-ending drive towards mediocrity. Forcing decent, able people down to the level of the dregs so goody-goody liberals can claim to be helping the 'common man'. Fuck that! Who the hell is the 'common man' anyway? These spoilt brats, who most of these bleeding hearts are, have never met the people they're trying to 'help', they can't even define who they are. They're just doing it so they can tell their prissy friends how great they are. They'll usually refer to them as "those people", did you ever hear a more arrogant turn of phrase in your entire life? C**ts.
And it's the same at school level. The obsession with so-called equality and the belief that all kids have the same potential. I'm sorry but they don't and by saying so you fuck up everyone; the best feel undervalued and end up under-achieving, and the worst get unattainable hopes and become disillusioned when they fail. Everyone gets screwed in the name of egalitarianism.
Hopefully I'm demonstrating my firmly and angrily held belief that equality only works one way, George Orwell got that one right (For anyone whose best literary experience is English lit GCSE, that was an Animal Farm reference. And that is a title of a G. Orwell novel for those who did foundation English lit. A novel is a fictional book for those who dropped out of school, and will now be able to retire before me. Grrr! And fictional means, oh fuck it, I'm sick of this).
Here's another example; hands up those who heard the story about the policeman who has just been cleared of dangerous driving (and not even had a speeding ticket) after being caught doing 159mph on a motorway in Shropshire, 130 in a 60 zone, and 64 in a 30 (i.e. urban, where people live!) zone. What the hell is that about?!? Apparently he was "testing the new car, seeing what it could do". Piss off. Could I get away with 'testing' what my car will do? No, if I did that I'd be slapped in irons and thrown into a deep, dark hole on the Isle of Wight, and damn right too. Completely bloody irresponsible. Yet I'm the one with the sky-high insurance premium! Or at least will be come 16th July renewal date. Arse!
Isn't it amazing, this wonderfully equal society. Apparently it's because I'm inexperienced. Fair enough, I am, but why exactly can't my ability also be taken into account? In the 10 months I've had my car, one clipped wing mirror, and that wasn't even my fault, I was stationary and bloody white-van-man hit me. Inexperience is no excuse for charging me more. Should people inexperienced at using the rail system pay more for tickets? No! Should kids learning to read be charged more for books? Stupid idea. Just because virgins are inexperienced at sex, should they be charged more for condoms? Of course fucking not (excuse the pun). The excuse is that it's based on risk. Well how the hell can it be when no-one has assessed how good I am at driving, and hence my risk of accident? Someone who has just scraped through their 8th test is blatantly a worse driver than me, or they'd have passed second time. Is that considered? Of course not, same premium. If it is based on risk, I am, therefore, paying for the privilge of driving in a more risky manner than a worse driver of equal experience, and hence should be allowed to do 120 up the motorway and get away with it. My insurance company should pay the fine and go to prison for me, that's the risk, that's what I pay them for. It should be twats who don't indicate, tossers who don't stop at zebra crossings, people who sit in the middle lane doing 60 when it's clear, and taxis, these people should be paying more, they cause the accidents. How about people who use chicane traffic calming measures as an excuse to have a little fun and see how quick they can get through? Oh no, wait a minute, that would be me.
The sad truth is that equality never works for the young male in our society. Every other social group gets positive discrimination in some aspect of their life. But young men, nope. We're drunks, petty criminals, unemployed spongers, irresponsible drivers, football hooligans. You couldn't group anyone else like that on the basis of a minority; imagine the fallout if you said all black people were muggers, or all women were sluts who got their job on the basis of thigh visibility. Personally I think it shows us to be the most mature members of society that we just sit back, let people say what they want and get on with life. No bitching (except this!).
Right, I've made myself really cross now, I'm going to go and ram a copper, see if I can flip him. And let my insurance company pick up the bill and criminal record. Extortionist bastards.
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