Ways to deal with a bike thief
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That's right, good morning everyone; it's time for another tirade of the random bullshit that passes for my blog. Firstly, some mother-fucking cunt has stolen my fucking bike!! And do you know what I'm going to do about it? Fuck all! And do you know why I'm going to do fuck all? Because fuck all is all I can do. Let's look at the options I have available to me:
1) Do nothing - requires no effort and gets me nothing in return.
2) Report it to the police - requires effort and gets me nothing in return as they'll write it down (maybe) and say "oh, well, there's not much we can do about that, sir"; assuming the police still call people "sir".
3) Go and steal the bike back - requires a ridicuolous amount of effort, and is highly unlikely to be successful.
4) Hang around my street at night (this was the second crime to affect my household in 3 days, the other was a broken into car) until the same little scum-bag comes back and beat seven shades of shit out of him with a 2x4 - requires minimal effort and would be extremely rewarding, but will get me locked up as the criminal in all this "becuase his human rights are important".
Hence why I'm taking the do fuck all option. My only hope now is to read in the local paper that a little scroat has been killed under a car whilst riding a bike with a dodgy back brake. That would genuinely make my day. Does that sound harsh? Fucking right it's harsh and no less than he deserves. I'm sure all the politically correct brigade will be out saying "oh, he only took a bike"; no, he didn't ONLY take a bike, he took a bike, only doesn't enter into it. If this is how he chooses to behave, evidentally he is of no value to society and should be killed.
Where's this all leading you may ask (in case that last sentence wasn't clear). BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY. And not just for "serious" crimes, for any premeditated crime. Make no mistake, this toe-rag took the concious decision to break into my flatmate's car, and to steal my bike (or 2 people did, if they weren't the same 'person'); this is not the sort of thing one does by accident. It's surprisingly easy NOT to steal something or NOT to break into cars or NOT to rape someone; I'm sorry, but if you choose to do one of these things then end of the rope for you, mate, and good riddance.
Counter argument: "A civilised society doesn't behave like that"
Retort: "In a civilised society people don't steal, rape, or murder; hence we don't live in a civilised society."
A civilised society is a middle class illusion, a proportion of people will always be scum; humanity is a spectrum. Decent people are at war with the scum of the earth. And it's a war we could win if we weren't so fucking wet about "human rights". Why is it the state has to prove guilt to convict someone, but said someone doesn't have to prove themselves suitably human to qualify for human rights protection? Admittedly I may have drifted slightly beyond bike theft now and into the realms of drug dealers, rapists, and murderers. Being human should not be a right of being born a chimp with no hair, you should have to earn it. Behave like an animal and we can put you down like one.
Whilst we're on crime and punishment, there's just been a case in Sheffield of a guy being given life following a crash which killed his girlfriend, which he didn't report to an ambulance crew in time to save her and occurred whilst he was banned. Life sounds fair? Yeah, probably, this wasn't exactly premeditated. But read down the story and it says he must serve a minimum of, wait for it, four and a half years. For fucks sake, the only person who has a shorter "life" than that is the person he killed by not calling an ambulance.
And another thing. A prison has just been criticised by inspectors (prison inspectors? What the fuck do we need them for??) for being vermin-infested and because there are accusations of "institutional disrespect" of inmates. Institutional disrespect?!? It's not fucking Butlins! These people are there to be punished for crimes, not to be comfortably housed at taxpayers expense to keep unemployment figures down. Let them live in their own shit and eat each other to survive, then maybe they wouldn't be quite so blase about re-offending and going back once they get out.
Another thing that pisses me off is people being selfish and rude. People who don't hold a door open, or thank you when you do; people who don't say thank you, or even acknowledge your efforts when you go out of your way to help them; old people in motorised buggies who think they own the pavements and supermarket aisles (you've got four wheels and a motor, get in the fucking road!), parents with pushchairs who behave the same; people who are employed to do a job to help you (i.e. administrators) who delegate what they're supposed to be doing (and a load of other stuff they've just invented) back to you, then talk to you like they're doing you a favour; people who have firework displays at 1 in the morning, it's been dark for 5 hours you twat, why now?!? trick-or-treaters who think you OWE them something; telephone sellers who ask you why you don't want the thing they're insisting on telling you about that you didn't ask for; anyone who doesn't pick up their dog's crap; people who get in the supermarket queue then fuck off to look for the 5-10 things they didn't get whilst actually in the fucking shop; couples doing this where one goes through the till with the shopping whilst the other repeatedly tells the cashier "she'll be back in a minute"; people who steal bikes.
Right, that's it. I've come full circle so it's time to stop. It's been several hours since something went wrong so I'm sure something will happen to make me blog again soon. I'll leave you with this thought....
When driving, if a moving queue of traffic is preventing you turning somewhere, why is it always the last person in the queue who gives way?
That's right, good morning everyone; it's time for another tirade of the random bullshit that passes for my blog. Firstly, some mother-fucking cunt has stolen my fucking bike!! And do you know what I'm going to do about it? Fuck all! And do you know why I'm going to do fuck all? Because fuck all is all I can do. Let's look at the options I have available to me:
1) Do nothing - requires no effort and gets me nothing in return.
2) Report it to the police - requires effort and gets me nothing in return as they'll write it down (maybe) and say "oh, well, there's not much we can do about that, sir"; assuming the police still call people "sir".
3) Go and steal the bike back - requires a ridicuolous amount of effort, and is highly unlikely to be successful.
4) Hang around my street at night (this was the second crime to affect my household in 3 days, the other was a broken into car) until the same little scum-bag comes back and beat seven shades of shit out of him with a 2x4 - requires minimal effort and would be extremely rewarding, but will get me locked up as the criminal in all this "becuase his human rights are important".
Hence why I'm taking the do fuck all option. My only hope now is to read in the local paper that a little scroat has been killed under a car whilst riding a bike with a dodgy back brake. That would genuinely make my day. Does that sound harsh? Fucking right it's harsh and no less than he deserves. I'm sure all the politically correct brigade will be out saying "oh, he only took a bike"; no, he didn't ONLY take a bike, he took a bike, only doesn't enter into it. If this is how he chooses to behave, evidentally he is of no value to society and should be killed.
Where's this all leading you may ask (in case that last sentence wasn't clear). BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY. And not just for "serious" crimes, for any premeditated crime. Make no mistake, this toe-rag took the concious decision to break into my flatmate's car, and to steal my bike (or 2 people did, if they weren't the same 'person'); this is not the sort of thing one does by accident. It's surprisingly easy NOT to steal something or NOT to break into cars or NOT to rape someone; I'm sorry, but if you choose to do one of these things then end of the rope for you, mate, and good riddance.
Counter argument: "A civilised society doesn't behave like that"
Retort: "In a civilised society people don't steal, rape, or murder; hence we don't live in a civilised society."
A civilised society is a middle class illusion, a proportion of people will always be scum; humanity is a spectrum. Decent people are at war with the scum of the earth. And it's a war we could win if we weren't so fucking wet about "human rights". Why is it the state has to prove guilt to convict someone, but said someone doesn't have to prove themselves suitably human to qualify for human rights protection? Admittedly I may have drifted slightly beyond bike theft now and into the realms of drug dealers, rapists, and murderers. Being human should not be a right of being born a chimp with no hair, you should have to earn it. Behave like an animal and we can put you down like one.
Whilst we're on crime and punishment, there's just been a case in Sheffield of a guy being given life following a crash which killed his girlfriend, which he didn't report to an ambulance crew in time to save her and occurred whilst he was banned. Life sounds fair? Yeah, probably, this wasn't exactly premeditated. But read down the story and it says he must serve a minimum of, wait for it, four and a half years. For fucks sake, the only person who has a shorter "life" than that is the person he killed by not calling an ambulance.
And another thing. A prison has just been criticised by inspectors (prison inspectors? What the fuck do we need them for??) for being vermin-infested and because there are accusations of "institutional disrespect" of inmates. Institutional disrespect?!? It's not fucking Butlins! These people are there to be punished for crimes, not to be comfortably housed at taxpayers expense to keep unemployment figures down. Let them live in their own shit and eat each other to survive, then maybe they wouldn't be quite so blase about re-offending and going back once they get out.
Another thing that pisses me off is people being selfish and rude. People who don't hold a door open, or thank you when you do; people who don't say thank you, or even acknowledge your efforts when you go out of your way to help them; old people in motorised buggies who think they own the pavements and supermarket aisles (you've got four wheels and a motor, get in the fucking road!), parents with pushchairs who behave the same; people who are employed to do a job to help you (i.e. administrators) who delegate what they're supposed to be doing (and a load of other stuff they've just invented) back to you, then talk to you like they're doing you a favour; people who have firework displays at 1 in the morning, it's been dark for 5 hours you twat, why now?!? trick-or-treaters who think you OWE them something; telephone sellers who ask you why you don't want the thing they're insisting on telling you about that you didn't ask for; anyone who doesn't pick up their dog's crap; people who get in the supermarket queue then fuck off to look for the 5-10 things they didn't get whilst actually in the fucking shop; couples doing this where one goes through the till with the shopping whilst the other repeatedly tells the cashier "she'll be back in a minute"; people who steal bikes.
Right, that's it. I've come full circle so it's time to stop. It's been several hours since something went wrong so I'm sure something will happen to make me blog again soon. I'll leave you with this thought....
When driving, if a moving queue of traffic is preventing you turning somewhere, why is it always the last person in the queue who gives way?
posted by Dave's annoyed | 1:36 AM
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